| WANTED: One good husband who won't cheat on me with that bitch Carley Taylor. -Betty- |
FOR SALE: One cat. Still alive. -Carl- |
WANTED: A job. Just give me a phreaking job. I got laid off. I've got kids, a wife. I don't have a job. Damn this economy. -Will- |
| FOR SALE: A dog that won't attack a cat. -Carl- | FOR SALE: 2001 Subaru Outback that belongs to a cheating husband. -Betty- | WANTED: My virginity back. -Alison- |
| LOST: That little screw that holds your eyeglasses together. -Kristen- | FOUND: Eyeglasses without that little screw that holds them together. -Tom- | WANTED: The approximately $2,500 I spent on Alison who won't even talk to me now. -Bill- |
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BUILT: A relationship. -Cody- |
WANTED: I figure if the President can ask every kid to send a dollar to the kids in Afghanistan, why shouldn't I ask every adult to send me one? -Bill- | WILL TRADE: A 2001 Subaru Outback for an untraceable .357 or .44 Magnum handgun. -Betty- |
| WANTED:
God. -Michael- |
UNWANTED: Michael. -God- | SOLD: Out. -Tom- |
| FOR SALE: Secret Microsoft plans to take over the whole world. -Steve B.- | WANTED: VooDoo Priestess able to construct an effective VooDoo doll. All materials supplied. -Betty- | WANTED: Something to believe in. -Darla R.- |
| FOR SALE: Tortilla with the image of Jesus on it. -Riley C.- | GIVEAWAY: My virginity. -Eric, in high school- | FOUND: Peace of mind. It's really pretty cool. -Mary- |
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