One of the few doorways still standing in the city council meeting rooms after the crowd rushed the exits to flee the potential of becoming victims of Spontaneous Human Combustion.
MOJO CITY, Sept. 24, 2001-- The well-known psychic Fell Tyler, 24, 789 Second St., appears to have unexpectedly disappeared.
The disappearance was well-attended. In fact, the whole of the city council, and approximately 87 citizens in place to comment on the recent clown disasters, witnessed Mojo City's most famous psychic "go up in a puff of smoke," as Riley Collins, local rancher, put it. Tyler was channeling world-famous clown, Bosko Rednose.
According to witnesses, there were screams of "spontaneous human combustion" immediately upon the space, which was once occupied by Tyler, suddenly being comprised of nothing but smoke. These warning cries apparently frightened a fair number of those at the meeting since it is well-known that SHC can strike anyone anywhere, and that none of the participants could feel safe.
This is likely the reason for the sudden rush for the exits, with a least seven people trampled into "serious injury status," according to Mojo City hospital officials.
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